The new addition to Zowie's World..
If you thought Eurovision was bad, wait till you here me sing the alternative lyrics.
Afterall, the Eurovision Song Contest is a hidious karaoke festival with some very rotten English in scary
soviet accents Click on the pictures to hear the songs
Here are the few "lucky" victims :
click on picture to listen to song
Israel 1979 : HALLELUJAH
Praise the lord Hallelujah, Sing to the lord, doesn't matter if you kill
a nun, or you poisen your mom, or murder your sister & slaughter your brother....just Praise The Lord, Hallelujah...
and everything will be OK.... (listen)
Greece 2005 : YOU'RE MY NUMBER TWO
You know the story... A guy thinks he's number one, but then discovers his love has
another, and another......(listen)
"You're Not the one
"Ain't my number one....."
Great Britain 2004 : SCORE AT LEAST ONE POINT TONIGHT
Britain, Britain, God Save thee Britain ! The world's pop music superpower and
Eurovision champions hit the alltime low in 2003, and scored a remarable 0 points. James Fox had a really easy job to
better that performance, can you actually belived I told the guy (after the show) : "Well, at least you did
better than Jemini..." . . . . (yeah, believe it, I'm that stupid
! ) (listen)
Slovenia 2005 : STOP !
So we all hate it - political voting in eurovision. There ain't much we can do about it
but at least I can complain to all those voting bloxks : Balcans, Baltica, Scandanavia, Iberia... will
you all just STOP ! (listen)
Netherlands 2004 : WITHOUT BOOZE
Every Eurovision fan knows that you can't get through a Eurovision week without a ton of Alcohol
(regardless if you're Dutch or not)., but Here's a guy who can't get through life "Without Booze" (listen)
Russia 2005 : MISS AMERICA (None Of Them Is Smart Not One)
The only TV show that sinks as lower than Eurovision is probably the annual
Miss Universe Pageant. And if talking of stupidity.... who's the airhead nation
of the world.?... if not cowboy Bush's US of A. So here I pay tribute to the Miss America,
casue : " the dummer you are, the faster
you won" (listen)
Norway 2004 : HIGH
"Just Say Yes". Nancy Reagan would probably flip in her
grave, but here's a guy who just wants to wack his brain with some really heavy shit. (listen)
" High, Got stoned again....
" I found a Drug that will ease all my pain"
SOME ADDITIONS :
Switzerland 2006 - IF WE ALL HIT RALPH SIEGEL
WSomebody has got to do something about that Ralph Siegel. He is in the contest every
bloody year. Myabe if we all hit him, Europe will be free of his silly tunes (listen)
Latvia 2006 - I HEAR YOU FART
What happens when a people stop being considerate towards one another - it ends in Chenical
Iceland 2006 - CONGRADULATIONS
Wow, that Silvia Night was a Mega-Bitch in Athens, if you thought she was bad, then wait till
you hear the "Mega Oh'cha" sing. He admit's he's bad, and proud of it.....
"The show begins, I'm gonna sing
"Too bad you'll have to suffer..... "
Get ready to go "boooo" (listen)
Heartful Thank You to my backing singers
"You guys are the most talentless bunch of wannabees, but are always willing to record that
extra take, even if it means having to listen to eachother sing again, and that's inhuman.....
... and I thought I could only trust myself"
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