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If I'd sing in Eurovision, would I get any points?

SCORE AT LEAST ONE POINT TONIGHT
 
(in dedication to Jemini's 0 points in 2003)
 
(Gary Miller / Tim Woodcock)
 
Maybe we were foolish
thinking We'de win
We knew it wouldn't happen
When they Started to sing
They were both out of tune
and the sound wasn't right
They didn't score even one point that night
 
chorus
 
(but) Now that we found there's a song we believe in
and we feel that this time should be right
It was the only time we ever got a zero-points in
All our lives
We gotta score it
Just one point tonight
 
We know your ears been hurting
the pain made you cry
we promise you we'll kill them
those damn Jemini
Don't know what we would do
if it happened this time
we gotta score at least one point tonight
 
chorus
 
(but) Now that we found there's a song we believe in
and we feel that this time could be right
It was the only time we ever got a zero-points in
All our lives
We gotta score it
Just one point tonight
 
That shit desreved relegation
Should have kicked us out for one year or more
But they can't do that to us
We're in The Big Four
 
chorus
 
Now that we found there's a song we believe in
and we feel that this time could be right
It was the only time we ever got a zero-points in
All our lives
We gotta score it
Just one point tonight

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