MISS AMERICA
(none of them is smart)
(Victor Drobysh)
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Hello Miss America
where did all the brains disappear ?
A stupid little beauty queen
whos' the idiot of the year ?
They took all the sluty girls around
and a bimbo won the crown
chorus
when non of them is smart
(not one, not one, not one)
non of them is smart
(not one, not one, not one)
You didn't wanna go to school
Couldn't learn to count up to ten
Mommy can I stay at home
Learning ABC is a pain
But you've big booms, you're a natural blond
It's no wonder you're so dumb
when non of them is smart
(no one, no one, no one)
non of them is smart
(no one, no one, no one)
So please dont teach anyone
cause they're all so stupid
and so incredibly dumb
and their IQ's none
You deny the truth, say there's nothing wrong
When your only brain cell's gone
Don't you dare say there's a dumber one
Miss America, You Moron ! ! !
when non of them is smart
(no one, no one, no one)
non of them is smart
(no one, no one, no one)
(I can't belive how much your dumb)
(you probably think that this is fun)
(I wanna shoot you with a gun gun)
None of them is smart not one
